Programming Songs



1. Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

3. COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

4.From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

5. Untrackable bug --

aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

7. And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

8. Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

9. Modem - talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,

kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

10. Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

11. Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal! do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...

12. Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

13. Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .

14. Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

15. GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

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